? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The air was thick with penises
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
