He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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