we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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