I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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