At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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