sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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