Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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