Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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