please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize