Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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