like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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