You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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