My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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