I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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