A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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