This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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