You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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