I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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