belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
