the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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