why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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