Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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