Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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