I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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