Porn is love you can see.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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