Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
only if we run a train.
done.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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