thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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