Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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