What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
