did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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