Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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