So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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