Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dear god my vagina.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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