I'm sorry my penis didn't work
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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