I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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