chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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