i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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