You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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