Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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