They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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