we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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