kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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