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3:26am: come over

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you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over

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4:11am: mnlodp

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dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over

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(248) 3:26am: come over (847): you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over (248) 4:11am: mnlodp (847): dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over http://tfl.nu/tbh5

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weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(347): weddingsv make me drug and hornr http://tfl.nu/r9x4

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(973): View more from New Jersey

it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn

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(973): it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn http://tfl.nu/wnpc

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(419): View more from Ohio

just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked

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(419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked http://tfl.nu/tqdc

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my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.

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(508): my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter. http://tfl.nu/lkrq

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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(508): I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text http://tfl.nu/al36

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(617): anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj http://tfl.nu/74ok

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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!

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(937): Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon! http://tfl.nu/1aph

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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom

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(940): good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom http://tfl.nu/suhd

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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.

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(419): i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover. http://tfl.nu/0t27

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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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(360): i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know http://tfl.nu/empv

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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.

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(973): He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come. http://tfl.nu/tnjb

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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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(719): I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/5dxo

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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...

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(972): Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch... http://tfl.nu/v5jz

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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield

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(215): i came so hard i kicked through my windshield http://tfl.nu/sfns

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