I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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