I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
