no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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