That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel great
I just peed on a car
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
