38 yer olds are good kisserssss
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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