Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i drank out of a bidet.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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