you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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