I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
