So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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