? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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