Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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