Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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