real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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